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About Kick The Cowboy
Kick The Cowboy is an anti stress game with exactly one target. A cowboy stands in front of you and everything you own is pointed at him, which is the entire premise and most of the joke.
Damage dealt turns into currency, and currency buys the next weapon or ability from a list that escalates well past anything reasonable. That loop is what carries the game: every upgrade makes the next hit louder, and the early kicks are worth the most because they pay for the tools that make the later ones absurd.
How to Play Kick The Cowboy
Tap to play. There is one cowboy and everything you own is aimed at him, so the whole loop is hitting harder than you did last time.
Damage dealt turns into currency, and currency buys the next weapon or ability. That makes the early kicks worth the most, because they are what pay for the tools that make the later ones absurd, and nothing you buy is ever wasted on a different target.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Kick The Cowboy?
An anti stress game where the whole point is kicking a cowboy around. There is no fail state, which is exactly why it works as a break.
What can you buy?
A multitude of weapons and abilities. Each one changes how far and how comically the cowboy travels rather than making anything harder.
What are the controls?
A tap is all it takes. Nothing needs learning, so the game is available to anyone within a second of loading.
Can I play Kick The Cowboy on a phone?
No. This version needs a desktop or laptop computer and will not run on a phone or tablet.